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President Danke Succeeds in Crowning New Wolf Of Ayup as Part of "GDUltra" Super Soldier Project

September 2, 2024By Sayajiaji
President Danke Succeeds in Crowning New Wolf Of Ayup as Part of "GDUltra" Super Soldier Project

Under the light of the waning moon last night, President Danke performed sacred rites, calling upon the heavens to bestow upon j_ae. the power of the Wolf of Ayup. While previous attempts at coronation left each subject's body in an irreparable state, j_ae. successfully awoke from a 26-hour long coma on Sunday morning with the power of the Wolf of Ayup within him.

j_ae., a volunteer soldier from an unenviable upbringing, sacrificed his body and soul to absorb the power of the Wolf of Ayup. Over a month-long effort to prove himself the most talented and resilient stock trader in the Geometry Dash community, President Danke became convinced that his body would be able to handle the old god's strength. While its had been long sealed away out of fear, President Danke on Sunday took the first step toward unleashing a fraction of the beast's power for his nation's gain.

"This is the first successful channelling of the Wolf of Ayup ever recorded in history", President Danke proclaimed in an address to the nation on Sunday evening. "No doubt, it wouldn't have been successful without the Ayup Public trials, whose sole purpose was to single out a vessel capable of containing this much innate power."

While abejonio ended the Ayup Public trials in first place, he has not been seen publicly since Saturday afternoon, leading insiders to speculate that he underwent the channeling ritual and failed to awake from his coma.

"He's cooked," believes analyst and Ayup member Kevin Ruso. "He may have finished first, but he isn't the chosen one. His body couldn't handle this much power, and he may never wake again."

Human rights advocates have expressed outrage over the Danke Administration's human testing within the GDUltra project and Ayup Public trials, demanding to know the true death toll of the experiments. The president has refused to divulge these numbers, instead stating that his thoughts are "too complex for journalists to understand".

Since providing his statement, the president and j_ae. have gone off the grid. Speculation is boiling as to what Ayup's future holds.